As-salaam alaikum!

Süleyman Şah bin Selim Şah Han has declared me Grand Archivist of the Ottoman Archives, Anime Division. As such, his faithful servant has begun to compile memoirs and ephemera from the 2010s, the golden age where drink flowed through the halls freely and all were young and acted as friends.

The Archives are a neutral zone where all historical perspectives are weighed fairly, so long as they are aligned with the grand vision of our Efendim and his trusted advisors, chief among them Grand Archivist Şerefli Ryan Efendi, whose wisdom is unquestioned and whose memory is vast and infallible. Alhamdulillah!