I have a few modest talents, and the visual arts did not make the cut. Luckily, I've had great people close to me draw many silly things over the years. This page is a memorial for their art. A few wonderful commissions also snuck their way in.

I have an inaccessible stash of smaller drawings in a fireproof safe, far away. One day I will liberate it.

Celebrate the brave artists who laid down their lives for my entertainment. Their work is now immortal.